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TNDG Day 5-8

[ With Dennis's room out of commission, and with some guy yelling about who should die this week, Dee and Dennis have grabbed as much beer as they could carry and smuggled it into Dee's room. It stinks of smoke from the fire next door, but it's basically fine. ]

Dennis, I swear to god. If we don't get that Erika bitch out of here, I'm going to kill her myself.

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Don't kill her yourself.

I mean, you're right, she needs to die, but we're going to have to be subtle about it.

I don't want to be subtle! She called me stupid, Dennis!

Use your head, Dee, that's a motive! That's when you have to be extra subtle.

[ takes a few calming breaths ]

Okay. Fine. You're right. So what now? I'm feeling very hot on this right now.

Well, first thing: We vote for what's-his-face — the serial killer guy.

Great, becuase I don't want a serial killer here either, but what if no one votes for the crazy girl? Then we're stuck with her, and I'm not sure I can do that.

It's vote for who you want to survive, right? Surely somebody is going to vote for the 12-year-old.

Yeah, you know, wasn't the original plan to eject the kids? What happened to that?

Oh shit, I totally forgot. What did happen to that?

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[ oops look who has crack now ]

Probably we shouldn't do this, right? We should trade it in for some asprin or something.

Now, we could, we could. But let's just ask ourselves — what are we going to do with aspirin?

Absolutely nothing. I can think of no uses for Asprin.

So here's the thing, we're going to smoke that crack. It's basically inevitable. The responsible thing to do is accept it and work with it.

[ nodding in agreement]

I like where you're going with this. Get our affairs in order before things get weird. Crack is really only irresponsible if you don't properly plan for it.

That's right. We'll figure out our plan, make our votes, and then lock our tablets in here so we can't mess it up.

Great! Why didn't we think of this before? We've been going about this all wrong!

Okay. So we're voting for the bitch, right? Because that's what I'm feeling right now.

Yeah, sure. I mean, maybe we should think about it a little longer or work on a strategy or listen to the debates...

But if I'm being perfectly honest, I'm just thinking about crack now.

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[ Dee is still not looking her finest, but it seems filling her body with drinking game booze has at least somewhat staved off the zombie like crack cravings. At least enough to consider the situation at hand. ]

You're safe?? Goddmanit! What the hell have you done that I have't done? Whatever. Doesn't matter. I know this doesn't effect you, but I don't want to vote for myself, Dennis. The samurai guy wants us to, but I don't like it. We need a different angle.

Edited 2017-03-20 15:46 (UTC)

Well I should hope you're not going to do that.

But if I don't they'll know I didn't! Then that little demon will lose her shit at me and turn everyone against me! I have a knife now and I don't want to have to use it.

I don't know what to do here. I don't want to get played on this.

[drinks! holding her knife!]

[SOMETIME LATER, DAY 8, Dennis is using his ice pick to mix a drink]

I can't believe they're actually trying to get a unanimous vote. Somebody's going to die.

Edited 2017-03-25 02:31 (UTC)

Oh, yeah. There's really no question.

[ making a face at the ice pick ]

That thing is so creepy, Dennis. People are going to think you're a serial killer.

I'm not going to go waving the thing around.

[waves it at her in demonstration]

Oh really? You mean like that? [ gesturing at it ] Because don't. I think we're finally off Erika's shit list.

You've been obsessed with serial killers lately. It's not healthy.

[ sets the ice pick down next to his drink ]

I don't give a shit about what Erika thinks. Reigen's the only one anyone listens to.