TNDG Day 5-8

[laterboners]

[ With Dennis's room out of commission, and with some guy yelling about who should die this week, Dee and Dennis have grabbed as much beer as they could carry and smuggled it into Dee's room. It stinks of smoke from the fire next door, but it's basically fine. ]

Dennis, I swear to god. If we don't get that Erika bitch out of here, I'm going to kill her myself.

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[laterboners]

I feel really good about this. This is just what we need, Dennis.

[godhole]

We've had a very hard time here. All this stress, bad food, dead friend — we deserve a break.

[laterboners]

Have not actually had a lot of the food, but I'm totally with you on the deserving part.

[godhole]

Ugh, I had a Fillet-O-Fish yesterday. It was garbage. I'm not even convinced it's real fish.

[ holds out the crack pipe ]

Yeah, I think this'll work. Light me up.

[laterboners]

Ew. From MacDonalds? Here? Yeah, it's definitely not real fish.

[ flicks her lighter then stops short, pointing at his tablet ]

Vote. Vote then crack. We're growing here, learning from past mistakes.

[godhole]

Right. Yes.

[ sets it back down ]

That actually reminds me, Reigen asked us to vote for the serial killer. He also said he's going to check on us later to make sure we haven't OD'd or whatever. At the time I thought maybe that wasn't such a terrible idea, but what if the crack makes us tell him the truth?

[laterboners]

[ makes a face, eyeing her tablet ]

Shit. Yeah, that wouldn't be great.

That was nice though, right? Offering to make sure we're not dead? Maybe he's trying to make a move on me.

[godhole]

I mean, he told it to me, so I assume I'm the one he's making a move on.

Maybe we should just vote for the killer? Seems like they weren't sure about putting Erika up anyway. With any luck he'll wig out and finish the job this time.

[laterboners]

Mmmmm... [ makes an 'I don't know about that' face before sighing ]

Yeah, I mean on the one hand I definitely want her gone, but on the other I don't want to be a person of interest if that shit goes south.

[ a beat ]

Fine.

[ changing her vote to Shiba ]

[godhole]

[ doing the same ]

It's not like we're giving up. We can just get her next time.

[laterboners]

No, we're not giving up anything. Screw that.

[ lighting up that crack! ]

This is just strategic.

[godhole]

Given the circumstances, I'd say we're being outright responsible.

[laterboners]

[ taking a hit and passing the pipe ]

So responsible. And you know what? We're taking this situation in striiiide. You don't see us freaking out all the time. Yelling about votes.

[godhole]

Giving speeches, choking people...

[ come to daddy, sweet cracky relief ]

And we'd be well within our rights to freak out. We have it way harder than everybody else here, what with Mac and all.

[ passes it back ]

[laterboners]

[ hit! ]

Damn right, we do. I mean most people here are totally alone. Did they bring the three of us together just to kill us one by one?

[ pass! ]

Jesus, Dennis, I don't want to be poisoned.

[godhole]

We're not going to get poisoned.

[ hits it ]

We voted. They can't poison us. We voted.

[ quits it ]

[laterboners]

You're right. This is good. Shit, if we pass out this time, we don't even miss anything I want any part of!

[ hit again! a long one this time before passing back ]

[godhole]

And Reigen will make sure we don't oversleep the next vote, so don't start hitting on him and scare him off, okay? We need him.

[ does the same and then sets the pipe down ]

That's so much better. Just fills up all that void, you know? Fill it right up.

[laterboners]

[ Dee would retort about the Reigen thing if she wasn't already feeling those sweet drugs, she slumps over a little ]

Why do we always try to give this up? We need to be doing more of this. All the time.

[godhole]

[ flops over and vibrates ]

I'm with you. The only bad part of crack is not doing crack.

[laterboners]

[ totally blissed out, head falling back ]

We're going to need more crack.